I have a major confession to make.
It's kind of weird, so you have to forgive me for saying this. And my friends that read this blog are gonna give me soooo much shit!!! Lol!! Good thing I'm druuuuunnnnkkkk right now and am not worried about that. Otherwise I wouldn't admit it.
Oh wait I just revealed my wee confession. That is: I am drunk! At 9:50 pm!!!! Muahahahah! And it's fucking TUESDAY NIGHT!!!!!!!!
Okay. For the huge big time confession. OMG I so don't want to say this.
WAIT!! I have always been sexually liberated. I'm going for it. I'm gonna say it. I'm going to be sexually brave and not care about what anyone else thinks about my sexuality. All that matters is what I think. Okay, here it goes:
I want to have an affair with an older man.
Not like, an eighty year old, or anything. But with someone who's more mature... Like, thirty, or something. Older but sexy. And experienced. I think that would be soooooo hot!!!!! Seriously the hottest thing. Older men are so sexy, you know? They're all, confident in themselves and stuff. And that turns me on soooo much!
So this has been my plan for like, two weeks. Maybe less. It occurred to me when I was stoned a lil while back. I was walking with my older teacher, and was thinking, Gee, is he going to make a move on me? A ridiculous thought, OF COURSE, but I was thinking it because I was stoned. And then I got to thinking, would it be bad to have an affair with an older man? And of course I realized I've done nearly everything else sexually (except anal, that is just GROSS) and I decided, what the hell? Why not give it a try? I mean, don't bash it til you try it, right!!!
Are older men desperate? Not that I want a desperate man... I don't know what I want.
Sex.
Yep. I'm drunk.
~Anne