This is Anne... Complete and Real
And A Wee One
Published on April 13, 2004 By Tangled Wishes In Sex & Romance
I have a major confession to make.

It's kind of weird, so you have to forgive me for saying this. And my friends that read this blog are gonna give me soooo much shit!!! Lol!! Good thing I'm druuuuunnnnkkkk right now and am not worried about that. Otherwise I wouldn't admit it.

Oh wait I just revealed my wee confession. That is: I am drunk! At 9:50 pm!!!! Muahahahah! And it's fucking TUESDAY NIGHT!!!!!!!!




Okay. For the huge big time confession. OMG I so don't want to say this.

WAIT!! I have always been sexually liberated. I'm going for it. I'm gonna say it. I'm going to be sexually brave and not care about what anyone else thinks about my sexuality. All that matters is what I think. Okay, here it goes:



I want to have an affair with an older man.

Not like, an eighty year old, or anything. But with someone who's more mature... Like, thirty, or something. Older but sexy. And experienced. I think that would be soooooo hot!!!!! Seriously the hottest thing. Older men are so sexy, you know? They're all, confident in themselves and stuff. And that turns me on soooo much!

So this has been my plan for like, two weeks. Maybe less. It occurred to me when I was stoned a lil while back. I was walking with my older teacher, and was thinking, Gee, is he going to make a move on me? A ridiculous thought, OF COURSE, but I was thinking it because I was stoned. And then I got to thinking, would it be bad to have an affair with an older man? And of course I realized I've done nearly everything else sexually (except anal, that is just GROSS) and I decided, what the hell? Why not give it a try? I mean, don't bash it til you try it, right!!!

Are older men desperate? Not that I want a desperate man... I don't know what I want.

Sex.

Yep. I'm drunk.

~Anne

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on Apr 14, 2004
Miki, I thought you were married?!
on Apr 14, 2004
aurgh! curses! foiled again! Thanx dharmagrl. I lost my head. I'm a silly goof. Hey! dhramgrl.....whatsay we take a hike together under the azure moonlight? I'm a cool guy! Like the Fonz. Watch: Eyyyyyyyyyyyy!
on Apr 14, 2004
Lol Miki you sound desperate

~Anne
on Apr 14, 2004
Old men smell and they have wrinkly scrotums...

BAM!!!
on Apr 14, 2004
Muggaz, now thats TOO old for me. Don't be silly. I don't want a smelly, wrinkly older man.



~Anne
on Apr 14, 2004
Old men smell and they have wrinkly scrotums


just how many of these wrinkly scrotums have you seen Mug?
on Apr 14, 2004
Errmm..miki, I'm married. Happily married.

Thanks anyway though, even ifit did sound as if Anne was implying (IMO) that you were asking me because you were desperate.


No offense, Anne. I didn't take any.

on Apr 14, 2004
No no! Of course not, Dharma! I was saying that because his response to me!! The whole, "Anytime! Anywhere! Please!"

lol it sounded desperate!!

I think you are awesome Dharma and if he wanted to be with you Dharma, well, that would be the coolest thing ever! Even if you are married! I mean, I am saying this all wrong.

If he was interested in you, I wouldn't blame him! I think you are grrrrrrreat.

~Anne

ps sorry to confuse you
on Apr 14, 2004

FIRST off: 30 is NOT old.

SECOND: 30 is NOT old.

on Apr 14, 2004
, it's ok, sweetie....

...and Brad's right. 30 is NOT old...and neither is 35.
on Apr 14, 2004
y'all are cracking me up!

Anne--
You keep saying affair, you mean you are married or you want a married man orrr do I have a misunderstanding of the word?

In any case.. Solitair made some good points. As well as Muggaz. haha.. And for that matter, so did imajinit.
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just how many of these wrinkly scrotums have you seen Mug?
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scary... say it ain't so Muggaz, say it ain't so!

on Apr 14, 2004
One was enough... one was enough....

BAM!!!
on Apr 14, 2004
just how many of these wrinkly scrotums have you seen Mug?


I would also like to add, i am glad you acknowledged my existence after somewhat of an absence for whatever reason.....

BAM!!!
on Apr 14, 2004
LMAO very good...very good...
on Apr 14, 2004
The comments have been entertaining to say the least:) But wait for tomorrow I am sure Wonkette will have stolen this idea for her "blog" or whatever she is calling her excuse for a drivel-factory today.
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