One weekend during high school my friend J and Mo and I went shopping in Duluth. It was near Christmas and we were all stoned.
We went to some store (Walmart, I think, but for some reason I want to say we went to the cloquet Walmart next, so I'm not too sure where trhe locations were.) and we were looking at shiny christmas decorations and J grunted really creepily and loudly at a particularly shiny ornament, and then told stoned me that that was her love sound, that the sound she made when she had sex with her BoyfRiend. We were still talking and laughing stonedly about it in the car when I said that sound was bad enough to make ANY dick go soft, and Mo peeped up in the back seat :"I BEG TO DIFFER" in this crazy ass voice. J and I almost fucking DIED laughing so hard and also it was pretty scary, we figured he had a hard on back there. Besides, it was Mo! He was a crazy kid.
So then we get to the next store (different Walmart, maybe?) and J says "SHOPPING TIME!" and MO in the back shouts "BATHROOM TIME" and it was weird. He went to the bathroom and was gone for at least a half hour. Whacking off? Taking a shit? Who knows.
Well then we went to the mall, and J found this mannequin she liked and she reached out her hand to its and shook it and said very humbly, "How to meet you!!!" then doubled over in stupid laughter. How to meet you!!! How do you do plus nice to meet you equals a memory of J I'll never forget.
Love that girl.
t.w.