Ok, someone replied to my "Many Reasons Why I'm Attractive" article, and called me a liar, and said half the things on my list are in my head. And then said I don't burp in front of guys.
So I'm issuing a pissed-off reply. Damn it! I'm not a liar!

1 is true because I had braces for almost 2 years and my teeth are white, damn it.
2 is true well Jesus I like my smile!
3 YES I HAVE BIG SOFT LIPS! Sorry if I like them and I know I'm not the only one who does!
4 ok yes my eyes are dark, they're very dark brown, and people have told me they're mysterious.
5 I don't have bad acne. That's obvious.
6 YES MY HAIR IS LONG BROWN AND BEAUTIFUL. IT'S VERY SOFT. ITS VERY PRETTY. Except I don't like the layers much, I need to get it cut...
7 Okay I'm posting a website where you can see a fucking picture of me so you will see that I have dark skin. Maybe some people don't like dark skin, and that's cool, but if you do, mine is nice.
http://www.angelfire.com/rebellion/aprilmjvikings03/ane.html
I'm the one with dark hair.
8 I think I can pretty much prove I'm a good singer--- I was Anita in West Side Story in my school play, and I got 39 out of 40 on a singing duet at choir contest last year. So yeah.
9 refer to picture
10 I think i smell good! No one has ever told me I smell bad, and I've never smelled anything! Lol sorry thats weird I know
11 Well nobody besides me would know this, but if you want to feel my skin you can tell it's not dry or rough.
12 Ok yeah I have good taste in clothes
13 I'm not even going to argue this. I'm obviously 5'9"
14 Jesus Christ I almost went to Harvard! I got 131 on a IQ test! I got 27 on my ACTs!
15 I make my friends laugh, therefore I am funny
16 I'm funny! Christ!
17 I listen to good music! damn it!
18 Ask me something about something. I will prove it to you
ok from here on out I'm only defending the ones that are not things I like to do, or that I like.

Ok yes I always have money, there were about three days this week I didn't have any until I went to the bank. So yeah. I can be super wild. Duh. I party. I like to party. I'm not a good dancer. I won't lie! I can't dance! This is honesty, people. And yeah I do go to church, over break I went every Sunday.

All right. I'm too pissed off to finish. I know for a fact that every word I put in that article is true. Well, the holding my liquor thing can be argued, because I got sick last night, but really I puke twice a year? If that? Beyond that, I'm writing this pretty much to defend myself, and the fact that I'm not a liar. I pride myself on being honest and truthful and all of that stuff. I don't like it when people fucking tarnish my name, and say stupid shit, like oh I know you don't do that.
Yeah I do burp in front of guys. Yeah I can prove it. Ask any of my guy friends right now. Ask Jake, or Pat, if you want to know. What I think is pretty stupid, is that someone is all, ooh I'm badass by replying and saying you're a liar, because I know you so well. Obviously you DON'T know me. All of these things are self evident, except maybe you might think I'm ugly, but Jesus, I don't! And I know a lot of other people who don't think so, either, but you're entitled to your opinion, I guess.

Just, what I'm saying is, people have emotions. If you don't like someone, don't be a pussy and post it on their blogger, and tell them they're lying, when you wouldn't even know. Because I can tell you right now that you DON'T. And I bet you're pretty glad you didn't put your name down, cause then you can keep on going on being all whatever nice to my face and laughing behind my back, or whatever you're doing...
I just think that if you're gonna be a bitch or whatever to me, be a bitch for a reason, and not just because you don't like me. I'm sorry if you have insecurity problems and feel like you need to better yourself by putting me down, for whatever childish reasons you have, or maybe you haven't made it out of high school yet, and you still do the catty kid shit, by saying stupid stuff that you can't back up reasonably, and wouldn't know how anyway? I'm sorry you haven't grown up enough to be like, well, I don't like her, so I'm not even going to worry about it. It's petty and immature to say something mean to a person, especially if it isn't true. You say half of those things on my list are lies? What half, my opinions? Riiigghhht. I'm lying about what I like. Or wait, is it the other half, where I say I like to have fun, and about sex and all that? Unless you're one of my ex boyfriends, you wouldn't have any idea about my sex life at all. So how can you know I'm lying? So why don't you tell me what YOU disagree with, and then I'll tell you to fuck off, because I KNOW that everything I wrote was true! I swear on Joe Niemi's GRAVE that I'm telling the truth. So if you're jealous, or bitter, or whatever, hey, take a look in the mirror, because this time you're the liar.