So I'm really quite drunk right now. I just walked into my room and listended to a new messsage on my answering machine that was totally bizarre, but I dont feel connected to it in the least bit.
The person who sent the message was some random guy. I mean, I heard his voice and everything but I'm willing to bet that i've never heard that voice before. Besides, I would have to say probably... three people out of everyone in the world (not affiliated to the U of MN) know my number, and thats my mom, Dana & Amanda. I mean Rachel might have my number but I dont know for sure.
Anyhow it wasnt for me anyway, the message for was a different person whose name begins with an A, only a coincidence. Kind of like Tracy and Tammy, same letter totally diff names. actually more like Tracy and Tamara. It was a pretty nasty message for poor other A-girl.
Whoever this girl is is obviously a fat slut. I can easily say im not a fat slut obviously because I'm not a slut. I mean, I think I'm fat but there is no doubt that i'm not a slut, and anyone who called me one would be so far from reality that its ludicris. It IS ridiculous.
I mean, how long has it been since I've had sex, or even intervened between a guy and his girlfriend (this is what I consider a slut). Seriously, the only time it HAS happened in the past like three years was totally accidental, anti-sexual and annoying to a HUGE extent for me. So if I WERE a slut? I mean, thats so incorrect that it makes me smile!!! I mean, ME??? A SLUT??!?!!? LOL!!!!!!
I guess you could call me fat and it wouldnt bother me... WQhat girl DOESNT think she's fat?
I wonder who the poor fat slut is. i wonder if shes as far from a slut as I am. It said the internet said shes a slut. Oh man!!! I just can't get over peoplethinking of me as a slut!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!! Anyone, literally anyone who would think im a slut would have to be soooooooo far removed from my life!!!!
Do i write on HERE like a slut??? God no!!! I dont even write on here. It just amuses me to think that on some strange level this message is MEANT for me/. If it is, i mean, its just MIND BLOWING. WHO'S a slut? Hahahhahahahahahahahaha me a slut? its so out of my world, so out of my reality that i cant even TRY to think of me as a slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahahaha so if the person that called me and said I'm a slut, first off you got my name wrong soo bad, and second of all you are so clueless about me!!!! Hahaha! I mean, isnt the intention of calling someone and saying terribly nasty things to them to make them feel bad because u've said something true? I mean, I dont give a shit if you call me fat because that is soooo off of my mind and out of the region of what i care about. And if you call me a slut?? Its utterly RIDICULOUS!!! ME, a slut??? I havent had sex in SO long, its like calling.... i dont know. some REALLY sex-deprived person a slut. Its not a diss, its a joke.
So if youre GOING to insult me, at least try to make it effective!!! I mean,come on people. Oooh, fat slut. That is soooo effective and hurtful, especially since you said the wrong name..
Oh god!!! I hope that message was meant for me, because if it was it is soooooooo FUNNY!!!! Fat slut!!! hahahhahahahahaha!! What comedians, literally!! I mean, of course, if it WAS directed towards me, I am pretty sure they dontr have a clue what literally means. Haha!
Yeah, im in college, which pretty much means im smarter than you, ass holes.
Thanks.
~Tweekz