Why God Loves Me Today!!!!

Published on April 1, 2004 By Tangled Wishes In Blogging

Today is a good day.

There is no other way of putting it.

I shaved my legs last night, and even though my room was FREEZING all night through, I didn't have to shave them again this morning!! That was great.

And I went to town, and had to leave my parking space which is the third closest parking spot and I'm always in the 33rd parking spot. And when I came back, lo and behold, for the first time in history, my spot was STILL OPEN!!! And I didn't have to back up a zillion times with my fat car to be able to open my doors! First time was a charm!!!

And when I put gas in my car and went inside to buy a new lighter, WHAT A WORLD!! This cheap little old gas station sold only two kinds of lighters: the ugly bright colored ones and DJEEPS!!! SO I GOT A PINK DJEEP LIGHTER!! For fairly cheap!!!!

Oh happy day.

But all of these, all of these events... They aren't the best either.

No sirree BOB!

Because last night, well, I was looking for a lighter to light my incense. And I was pretty pissed because A) this town smells like poop, and

I'm not quite sure where my super dolphin lighter is. So I figured I might have a lighter in my old purse, so I was digging through there finding all sorts of groovy lip stuff that made me pretty cheery. But no lighter. So I decided to look in the inside pocket, because maybe there would be a ighter there.

What I found was multitudes better than some dumb lighter.

What I found has made me so incredibly happy and joyful that as soon as I saw it I jumped up and down and started yelling. And it nearly brought tears to my eyes.

I found.....

WEED!!! AN EIGHTH OF FUCKING WEED!!! I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY!!!

YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY

So I'm obviously in a good mood today.

~Anne

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