If You Were A Superhero, What Would Your Name Be?

Published on March 18, 2004 By Tangled Wishes In Blogging

If you were a superhero, what would you be called?

I don't know what I'd be called. It's hard thinking of things like that! Maybe Emotiono. Or Wild Woman. I kind of like Emotiono better though

What kind of names do y'all have?

Are there any GlueStick Men? Or Paper Clippers? Maybe I would be Cotton Candy Girl. But that's pretty lame... I'd probably be "Pink Princess" or something stupid like that. I'm always wearing pink. I wish my name was Ivanna Humpalotte.

That would be cool.

So tell me what y'all would be called!!!

~Messy Maker (

Comments (Page 1)

Tangled Wishes

on Mar 18, 2004

I know!!! Captain Pathetico!! That's my superhero name

Confessions Queen

on Mar 18, 2004

Mine would be Confessions Queen

Phantom of the Night

on Mar 18, 2004

If I were a superhero my name would be The Phantom, The Sleeper, Captain Apathy, or Senor Nacho.

If I were a supervillian my name would be The Phantom, Four Eyes, Agent Smith or George Bush.

Dynosoar

on Mar 18, 2004

Hmmm,
Capt. Cave man ( no, that's taken ) uh,
Dynosoarman, nah, sounds to prehistoric,

Mild mannered Bubba Rojo, champion of all that really doesn't matter....nope, too non-committal

How about, let's see, got it now........

( dum de dum ...that's a drum roll )

Reptar !!!

Confessions Queen

on Mar 19, 2004

Reptar is a character on Rugrats

Just so you know!

russellmz2

on Mar 19, 2004

superhero name generators

the best that they came up with was "vibro samurai"

stevendedalus

on Mar 19, 2004

How about Lt. John Kerry? Then again as a kid, my super hero[ine] was Dragon Lady.

Superpsych

on Mar 19, 2004

I 'spose I could stick with boring ol' Superpsych! Otherwise I'd be something like Lazeegirl, or The Almighty Shoe Queen. Who knows?!

on Mar 19, 2004

SuperTosevite.

Dynosoar

on Mar 19, 2004

Hey CQ,
I know dat !

He's so me tho ( green around the gills, the product of science run amok, yet friendlier than Godzilla )

Plus I'd already have a breakfast cereal endorsement contract !!!!

Jamie Burnside

on Mar 19, 2004

Has "Superman" already been taken?

JillUser

on Mar 20, 2004

I would be Wonder-bread Woman. Able to make sandwiches and toast at the speed of light

*Seems like I live in the kitchen so it seemed appropriate*

croop

on Mar 20, 2004

FukitupMan

JeremyG

on Mar 20, 2004

I'd be "Geek Boy"...my powers would include:

The ability to smite people who forward chain letters

A cybornetic implant with a USB connector that could instantly upgrade anyone using Windows ME or earlier

Psycho kenetic powers that would melt the fingers of anyone who has a Program menu that takes up more than 3/4 the height of their screen

Send email using only the powers of my mind

Ability to jack into the net and instantly destroy all files on the internet that are mis-named for their conent (especially porn!)

Corio

on Mar 20, 2004

I always liked Major Disaster myself

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