That's what I plan on doing :)
It is Happy Drink Day (aka St. Patrick's Day) in case any one hasn't noticed. It's a good day for me, especially if I happen to get some alcohol.
Even better, I've been wildly hyper. I've been making raunchy jokes, talking loudly, listening to loud party music and dancing like a hyper freak. (Dancing like a hyper freak is not actual dancing, it probably looks more like a seizure.) I even loudly acknowledged my threesome, unfortunately without thinking before I spoke. It's extremely rare when that comes up. In fact, I'd pretty much forgotten about it completely, UNTIL I MENTIONED IT. Stupid airheaded hyper wild today me!!! If you would have SEEN the look of horror on my face then!!!!
So what's the deal with all of this hyperactivity??? I don't know. Maybe it's because it's Happy Drink Day. Maybe it's because everything is officially supposed to be green today, and green is my damn favorite color. Maybe it's because it's warm enough to walk around outside in a sweatshirt or a spring coat. Maybe it's because I feel sexy in my silk Victoria's Secret pajama shorts, and that's what I wore to bed last night. Maybe all of the above. Either that or I have something lodged in my brain that's making it over-produce dopamine and serotonin. Maybe it's even the prospect of getting cheap beer tonight.
Maybe it's just because I am hyper crazy wild woman today. Perhaps it's completely unexplainable. I hate that word. It should be shot. Anyways. Here I am, hyper crazy wild woman and enjoying every moment of it!!!!!!!! Soon I will have to go to the library and search for books that I can use to paint tonight. And ask someone to buy me beer. But for now, without knowing whether or not I will get alcohol, I can pretend that I for sure will, and all is well!!!
HAPPY DRINK DAY! HAPPY DRINK DAY! HAPPY DRINK DAY!