Martha Stewart is the Home Goddess and all. She can do everything. She cooks, she cleans, she makes pretty pastel home decor. So what I want to know is, does her shit stink??
I can bet that it doesn't. She's probably discovered some chemical that makes it smell like roses, or cucumber melon, or cherry blossoms or something like that. But I bet she likes the fact that everyone else's shit stinks, so she'd never market her discovery. She'd be the only one with berry fresh poo.
Damn that Martha Stewart!! That kind of woman belongs in jail.
Wait a second... Do you think maybe she sold some of her Miracle Berry Poo to Oprah? Oprah seems like a person whose shit doesn't stink.... It's a conspiracy!!! Imprison them all!!!! They really ARE better than everyone else!!! Damn them, and their Spring Fresh Poo!!! I bet you can buy it on the black market, and that's where Oprah and Paris Hilton buy it from. I wish I knew the address of this Black Market that sells Spring Fresh and Mountain Berry and Warm Honey Poo. Or at least the number, so I could know how much it costs.
Do you think if there really is such a product (which, obviously, would be sold by Martha, if it did) that people would use it?