This is Anne... Complete and Real
This is a ego booster for me, I need it!
Published on January 13, 2004 By Tangled Wishes In Blogging
Reasons I'm cute enough (and SHOULD be) for guys:

1: I have straight, WHITE teeth
2: I have a gorgeous smile
3: I have kissable, big, soft lips
4: My eyes are dark and mysterious
5: My skin is relatively clear--no bad acne!
6: My hair is freaking beautiful-long, brown, and soft as hell!
7: I have gorgeous dark skin
8: I'm a lovely singer
9: I have curves-- NICE ass and visible tits
10: I always smell scrumptious
11: My skin is silky smooth
12: I have great taste in clothes (and my clothes fit)
13: I'm TALL (tall is sexy! i'm 5'9")
14: I'm very intelligent
15: I have a funny sense of humor
16: I'm nothing short of fucking hilarious
17: My taste in music far exceeds my age and location
18: I know a lot about a lot of stuff
19: I love cars
20: I like doing outside stuff-fishing, snowmobiling, fourwheeling, hiking
21: I like buying gifts (for the deserving male, I kinda overdo it)
22: I'm very relaxed and comfortable in any place or position
23: I always have money
24: I can be super wild
25: I love to have fun
26: I'm not big on movie theatres
27: I'm not a good dancer (so the pressure is off him)
28: I go to church, was baptized and confirmed
29: I'm an AMAZING kisser, and i KNOW it!!!
30: I can deep throat a banana
31: I've also been told I'm AWESOMELY amazing at... er, oral sex
32: I'm in no shape or form innocent or inexperienced
33: I've had sex with five people in 3 years- 4 of whom were my boyfriends, so i'm not a whore
34: I'm passionate
35: I can be quiet and serious
36: I can hold my liquor
37: I'm not an annoying, uncontrollable, or babyish drunk
38: I love sex in all sorts of positions and places
39: I'm friendly as hell
40: I only LOOK sweet and innocent so I can fool your mom and charm your father
41: I can be sweet and sincere
42: I'm conversational and understanding
43: I am just one of the guys... I burp, swear, push, and watch good action and drama movies
44: I HATE PASSIONATELY romance stories and movies and novels (ISH ISH ISH!!)
Comments (Page 2)
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on Jan 15, 2004
For me, as a former BBS sysop and a now a "blog master" I have always found ti particularly interesting to see people talk about their personal views on issues. As for my particular interest, it's purely nosey, I'm taken already.
on Jan 25, 2004
liar
on Jan 25, 2004
i can tell you straight out that over half that list is in your head. This is from someone who knows you. Quit trying to be someone your not. And i know that you don't burp in front of guys.
on Jan 25, 2004
Hmm.... You know me? Ok, I'm gonna go over this list yet again... The only one that doesn't hold true is I can hold my liquor cause I puked last night. Ok ok ok I gotta make an article out of this. But how do you know me? You can't know me. You're the liar.
on Jan 25, 2004
I like your list. You are more ambitous than I am. I would just paste a photo, and say: "There, there you go... now lick the screen and tell me how smart I lead you to believe I really am."
Nah, I am screwing around....
on Jan 25, 2004
I KNOW Anne, and I know that she is not a liar...I have seen her burp in front of guys for as long as I have known her..she hates movie theaters, I've never seen her go to one...and I have seen her deep throat a banana...she is as far from a liar as anyone could be, and that's why she's a great friend...she will always tell you the truth, even when the truth hurts...so you may think that you know Anne, but you really don't, you just can't...
on Jan 25, 2004
Anne is a wonderful person! She is everything on her list and more! I've known her since 8th grade and she's been one of my best friends for about a year. She tells it like it is and I love her for that. So lil freaky, maybe you don't really know Anne like you think you do. And if you're going to post a comment that calls someone a liar in it, I suggest you get some balls and post your name.
on Jan 25, 2004
Well Anne... I don't find much of that attractive at all, actually. So much for respect.

~Dan
on Jan 26, 2004
Reeeeeeooowwww.....
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